Things I have learned being home alone during spring break:
- Ice cream has no expiration date
- Sleep is for the weak, naps are for the strong
- Netflix is the only friend you need
- If no one hears you singing Disney songs at the top of your lungs, it didn’t happen
- Pizza is a breakfast food
*Dude makes crude joke about virginity*
My gut reaction: “VIRGINITY IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT”
*Dude was my dad*
*Rolls over and dies*
Today this SUPER sexist teacher at my school said that we [girls] needed to be ladylike and sit with our legs together because there are a number of male teachers at the school and it’s “embarrassing” for us to not be sitting “ladylike.”
Translation: “I cannot control myself around tenth grade girls and would rather believe that the issue lies in the way they sit here at our all-girls’ school than in myself”
I quickly proceeded to sit with my legs up and glared at him as if to say “I dare you to call me on it.” He told me to put my legs down because I wasn’t being ladylike. My response?
"I have a vagina, everything I do is ladylike."
Detention? Maybe. Worth it? HELL YEAH!
Someone who believes in the social, political and economic equality of the sexes
If you believe men and women are equal, sorry doll face, you’re a feminist.
If you don’t believe this, you are saying you think women are less than men in at least one way. That is called having questionable morals.