April12014

Things I have learned being home alone during spring break:

  • Ice cream has no expiration date
  • Sleep is for the weak, naps are for the strong
  • Netflix is the only friend you need
  • If no one hears you singing Disney songs at the top of your lungs, it didn’t happen
  • Pizza is a breakfast food
March22014
camileblue:

amor eterno a las lechugas <3

camileblue:

amor eterno a las lechugas <3

(via princesagrotesca)

February282014
10PM

(Source: picmaktub, via staypozitive)

10PM

And if you close your eyes does it almost feel like you’ve been here before?

And if you close your eyes does it almost feel like you’ve been here before?

(Source: twostepcub.blogspot.com, via waywardflatmate)

10PM
10PM
10PM

*Dude makes crude joke about virginity*

My gut reaction: “VIRGINITY IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT”

*Dude was my dad*

*Long discussion*

*Awkward pseudo-explaining*

*Rolls over and dies*

February252014

STORYTIME!

Today this SUPER sexist teacher at my school said that we [girls] needed to be ladylike and sit with our legs together because there are a number of male teachers at the school and it’s “embarrassing” for us to not be sitting “ladylike.”

Translation: “I cannot control myself around tenth grade girls and would rather believe that the issue lies in the way they sit here at our all-girls’ school than in myself”

I quickly proceeded to sit with my legs up and glared at him as if to say “I dare you to call me on it.” He told me to put my legs down because I wasn’t being ladylike. My response?

"I have a vagina, everything I do is ladylike."

Detention? Maybe. Worth it? HELL YEAH!

February202014

Feminist (n)-
Someone who believes in the social, political and economic equality of the sexes

If you believe men and women are equal, sorry doll face, you’re a feminist.

If you don’t believe this, you are saying you think women are less than men in at least one way. That is called having questionable morals.

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